TEASER: 1. EXT. MCMANN & TATE - DAY 2. INT. MCMANN & TATE: DARRIN'S OFFICE - DAY Darrin sits at his desk while Larry leans against the desk, the two business men listen to a very important client, Mr. Ball, who sits in front of Darrin's desk with buttons that say "Vote For Rob Halliwell". Darrin listens to what Mr. Ball has to say. Larry is anxious to get money as Mr. Ball wants to hurry up and get down to business. MR. BALL You see Stephens . . . Mr. Halliwell is very determined to become city councilman and I know you don't usually do advertising for politics but me being Mr. Halliwell's personal campaign manager, It's my job to make sure Mr. Halliwell wins this election. DARRIN (thrilled) Of course. We would love to have your account. Come in tomorrow morning and we'll discuss some of the main details and get started. MR. BALL I knew I could count on McMann & Tate. LARRY (whispers to Darrin) I knew I could count on you to deliver a 5 million dollar account. DARRIN Shhh Larry. MR. BALL So then i'll be in tomorrow morning at 9? DARRIN Sure. Darrin and Mr. Ball exchange handshakes as Mr. Ball is stands up, getting ready to leave. LARRY Goodbye Mr. Ball. MR. BALL Later Tate. Mr. Ball walks out of Darrin's office. Darrin and Larry carefully watch him leave and once he is gone Larry gives Darrin a great big hug. LARRY Yes! We did it! DARRIN A little air please. LARRY Oh. Yes. Of course. Larry lets go. DARRIN (excited, but calm) This is the biggest thing that has came to McMann and Tate in 5 years. Sure we've never advertised things for politics before, but what the hey, right Larry? LARRY . . . Yep, and I don't care what happens. Mr. Halliwell will become our city's next councilman, we are not losing a 5 million dollar account. 3. INT. STEPHEN'S LIVING ROOM - DAY Samantha, Phyllis, and Louise Tate are seated at a card playing table with cookies and lemonade as they also discuss the campaign. Bumper stickers and posters, etc. lay around the living room that say, "Vote For Andy Morris". SAMANTHA Mr. Halliwell will not win this campaign. He's dirty. PHYLLIS He's not good for the job. LOUISE . . . And he's running for office for all the wrong reasons. PHYLLIS Andy Morris will do a much better job. To Mr. Halliwell, this is just a popularity contest to embarrass the runner ups. LOUISE I heard Mr. Halliwell's campaign manager, Mr. Ball is digging up all kinds of dirt about Andy Morris. PHYLLIS It's not like Mr. Halliwell needs to compete with Andy's campaign posters. Look at these, "Vote for Andy Morris", how original! SAMANTHA Hold it ladies. Our political discussion is turning into a political gossip session. PHYLLIS (disappointed) Oh alright. But what are we going to do about this? We can't let Mr. Halliwell win this election. LOUISE We'll become Andy Morris' behind the election campaign managers. SAMANTHA Can we really do that? PHYLLIS Of course we can. SAMANTHA But how? LOUISE Well first, we'll need some clever slogans. SAMANTHA Are we smart enough to do that? PHYLLIS No, but I know who is. Phyllis grins at Samantha and Louise. SAMANTHA You mean Darrin? LOUISE You mean Larry? PHYLLIS Of course, they probably want Andy to win just as bad as we do if they know how bad Mr. Halliwell is. LOUISE Of course, i'm sure Larry would be glad to help. I'll talk to him tonight. SAMANTHA Darrin too. I'll talk to him tonight. The ladies give a smile. PHYLLIS Watch out Mr. Halliwell, Andy Morris is going to rock the ballot office. SAMANTHA / LOUISE / PHYLLIS Mmm Hmm. 4. INT. STEPHEN'S ENTRANCE HALL & HALLWAY - NIGHT Darrin is walking up the stairs and Samantha follows him trying to convince Darrin. The scene begins in the entrance hall and they end up talking face to face in the upstairs hallway. SAMANTHA C'mon Darrin. DARRIN Samantha, I said no. McMann & Tate already made a deal to help Mr. Halliwell with the election. We could lose this 5 million dollar account if we lose his contract. SAMANTHA So money is more important than having a better community? DARRIN If I had the money, we wouldn't have to live in this community. SAMANTHA Please Darrin . . . you'd be doing the right thing. DARRIN I'd be doing the right thing by staying loyal to the company. SAMANTHA Could you just slip us a few tips now and then? DARRIN I said no Sam! SAMANTHA I thought I could count on you Darrin Stephens, but Nooooooo! DARRIN You can count on me any other time but this time. SAMANTHA (angry) Arrrggghhh. I'm going to tell your mother on you. Samantha stalks down the stairs with a straight look on her face. Darrin smiles at Samantha as he begins to undo his tie. SAMANTHA (mumbles, cont'd) I hope Louise has better luck. DARRIN (yells from upstairs) What's for dinner? 5. INT. TATE'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT Larry lies on the sofa reading the newspaper as Louise sits next to the couch with a puppy face. LOUISE Please Larry? LARRY As I told you on the phone, when I came home, before dinner, during dinner, after dinner, and as i'm telling you now . . . No! LOUISE But why? LARRY Because having a dirty client that is paying 5 million dollars is better than having a clean client that is paying nothing. LOUISE Arrrggghhh. Louise stalks out of the room with a straight look on her face. Larry smiles at Louise as he continues to read. LOUISE (mumbles, cont'd) I hope Samantha had better luck. LARRY (yells back) What's for desert? LOUISE Ask your 5 million dollar client! END OF TEASER FADE TO THE "BEWITCHED THEME" FADE TO COMMERCIAL CUT TO OPENING CREDITS Act One: 6. STEPHEN'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT Samantha sits on the television set talking to Phyllis. SAMANTHA Nope. Notta thing. Darrin already made a deal with Mr. Halliwell for 5 million dollars before I already asked him. PHYLLIS (voice) 5 million dollars? That's wonderful. SAMANTHA I don't care how much money is involved . . . This is just one of those times where you should do the right thing even though it stinks. PHYLLIS (voice) Did Louise have any luck with Mr. Tate? SAMANTHA Nothing there either. Larry feels the same way. Money is just more important to them I guess. PHYLLIS (voice) Couldn't you . . . Maybe . . . I don't know . . . Cast a spell or something to get them to change their minds or to rig the poll results. SAMANTHA (shocked) Of course not. That's just plain wrong for a witch to tamper around like that in the mortal lives. It sounds like Mr. Halliwell is going to wipe Andy out . PHYLLIS (voice) But let's not give up yet. I'll move if that Halliwell person is elected. SAMANTHA (laughs) Alright . . . Goodbye Mrs. Stephens. Darrin walks into the living room and can't help but listen to Sam's phone call, boy, is he curious to see who it is. PHYLLIS (voice) Wait . . . Samantha? SAMANTHA What is it? PHYLLIS (voice) I just wanted to let you know since Frank and I found out about you being . . . SAMANTHA A witch? PHYLLIS (voice) Yeah, a witch and since I've found out, I've felt closer to you now that I know your secret and I have actually liked you more than I used to. Maybe it's because you don't have to hide stuff from me anymore but please . . . just . . . call me Phyllis from now on, Please? SAMANTHA Sure, Phyllis! PHYLLIS (voice) Goodbye Samantha. Samantha hangs up. DARRIN Who was that? Who are you saying witch to? SAMANTHA Phyllis. DARRIN Phyllis? My mother Phyllis? SAMANTHA Unless you know another Phyllis. DARRIN Since when were you two on a first name basis? SAMANTHA I can't discuss that with someone from the Halliwell side of the election. Samantha begins to walk away with a straight look on her face. Darrin grabs her arms and pulls her back. DARRIN Hold it. You still aren't soar about this whole election thing are you? SAMANTHA Soar? Of coarse not. I'm plain out angry. DARRIN Why? Having this extra account you mean a bonus for me. For us. SAMANTHA I know Darrin. But this is just one of those situations where doing the right is more important than anything. DARRIN Oh well then. Besides you haven't told me what is so wrong about Mr. Halliwell? SAMANTHA He's a dirty, obnoxious, jerk! DARRIN Sam! Sam and Darrin are in a "kind of an argument" now. SAMANTHA Don't Sam me. I've seen the debates and heard what they have to say and their views, you haven't. So who are you to take sides? DARRIN I'm not taking sides. SAMANTHA Your taking sides Darrin. DARRIN Okay, how am I taking sides? SAMANTHA By being on the bad guy's team when you haven't heard what he has to say. Alright . . . It's officially an argument! DARRIN Well , Maybe since I haven't heard both them talk, I might like what Mr. Halliwell has to say. SAMANTHA I don't care how you put Darrin, you can't say anything about this election without hearing what both candidates have to say. DARRIN There is one thing I can say? SAMANTHA . . . And what's that? DARRIN That i'm on Mr. Halliwell's side and that's that. SAMANTHA . . . And i'm on Andy Morris' side and that's that. DARRIN Fine! SAMANTHA Fine. DARRIN I'll campaign for my candidate. SAMANTHA And i'll campaign for my candidate. DARRIN We'll see who wins! Samantha walks toward the kitchen and Darrin walks toward his den. They both have angry looks on their faces. 7. EXT. STEPHEN'S HOUSE - LATE NIGHT FADES INTO EARLY MORNING 8. INT. STEPHEN'S KITCHEN & STEPHEN'S LIVING ROOM - EARLY MORNING As Cat Steven's "Morning Has Broken" plays for about 35 seconds we fade back and forth from the kitchen to the living room. In the kitchen, we see Samantha sitting at the table working on campaign posters and writing down notes and Darrin does the same at the coffee table in the living room. 9. EXT. STEPHEN'S HOUSE - MORNING 10. INT. STEPHEN'S KITCHEN - MORNING Samantha sits at the table with her head down, and she is fast asleep. Endora pops in and wonders, "What the heck is going on?" ENDORA Samantha! Samantha! Samantha is startled and wakes up in a big jump. SAMANTHA What!??? Oh, it's only you mother. ENDORA (good mood) Yes dear. It's nice to see you too. SAMANTHA (tired) I didn't mean it like that mother. I was up all night trying to figure out ideas to help Andy Morris win for city councilman. ENDORA Figures. I should have known better by now. SAMANTHA Known what? ENDORA Known better than to ask you about what type of mortal activity you are taking place in. SAMANTHA I wouldn't be trying this hard if . . . . (pauses) ENDORA . . . If what! SAMANTHA Nothing mother. How 'bout some breakfast? ENDORA Samantha, dear? What were you going to tell me? SAMANTHA Nothing. ENDORA You said you wouldn't be trying this hard if you . . . What? SAMANTHA If I didn't have America's top advertising company behind Mr. Halliwell, Mr. Morris' competition. ENDORA . . . And what advertising company is this? SAMANTHA Well! ENDORA Tell me Samantha. SAMANTHA McMann and Tate. ENDORA (furious) . . . And Donald won't help you with Andy Morris' election? SAMANTHA No. Now mother I'm taking care of this situation. ENDORA So am I. So what does Donald have to say about you campaigning for Andy. SAMANTHA If you must know . . . We had a big argument last night about this whole election. Maybe I should just quit. ENDORA Of course not. You stay in that race. Andy will win, mother is behind you. SAMANTHA Mother!? Endora pops out of the room before Samantha can finish. ENDORA (voice) Bye dear. Don't worry. SAMANTHA That's what scares me. 11. INT. STEPHEN'S LIVING ROOM - MORNING Darrin is asleep on the couch when Samantha walks in from the kitchen to talk to Darrin. Samantha sits on the couch trying to wake Darrin up. Darrin wakes up and he sits up to talk to Samantha. He is very tired, but as the conversation goes on he awakens more. SAMANTHA Darrin, wake up! Oh good. DARRIN What is it Sam? SAMANTHA I want to talk to you about the election. DARRIN What is it Sam? SAMANTHA I hate fighting with you about is. DARRIN Is that so Sam? SAMANTHA Yes. I wasn't being fair last night. DARRIN No you weren't Sam. SAMANTHA Yeah . . . A 5 million dollar account could get you a bonus, maybe even a raise. DARRIN Maybe so Sam. SAMANTHA Even though you have to campaign for someone who thinks this whole election is a popularity contest, I was still wrong. DARRIN I guess so Sam. SAMANTHA But I just wanted to let you know that i'm glad you get to handle a big account, I'm very happy for you and the company, but this doesn't change the way I feel, I still think Andy should win and I not going to stop campaigning for him. Darrin gives Sam a big hug and a long kiss. DARRIN I absolutely agree. SAMANTHA Wow! Your awake now! 12. EXT. MCMANN & TATE - MORNING 13. INT. MCMANN & TATE WAITING ROOM - MORNING Darrin (very tired) is heading toward his office when Larry walks out from his office and stops Darrin . . . LARRY Wait Darrin. I need to talk to . . . Darrin is so tired, he doesn't even notice Larry is talking to him and Darrin just walks right into his office and shuts the door right in front of Larry's face. 14. INT. DARRIN'S OFFICE - MORNING Darrin stalks toward his desk when Larry bursts through the office door and wants to why the heck Darrin shut the door in his face. Darrin turns around and talks to Larry as Darrin leans against his desk. LARRY Why did you shut the door on me for? DARRIN What door? LARRY (points) That door. I called you and you just slammed it in my face. Almost broke my nose. I could sew you for that. DARRIN Okay. LARRY (curious) What's wrong with you Darrin? You look tired. What time did you go to bed last night? DARRIN I didn't. LARRY (surprised) What!? DARRIN I was working on the Mr. Halliwell campaign. LARRY All night? DARRIN Yes. LARRY (happy) Good work Darrin. I just know we are going to get Mr. Halliwell to be our next city councilman. DARRIN Okay. Larry is so very happy. He begins to leave . . . LARRY You son of a gun! But you know, Louise has been trying to get me to campaign for this other guy, Andy Morris I think she said his name was. DARRIN Yeah, Samantha wants me to campaign for him to. But I just simply told her that I already was campaigning for someone. LARRY / DARRIN . . . And then she tries to tell me that I haven't even heard each candidate speak and I shouldn't be taking sides. Larry and Darrin let out a big laugh. DARRIN I guess Louise told you the same thing Sam told me. LARRY I wonder if those characters rehearse their stories DARRIN Maybe. 15. INT. MR. HALLIWELL'S OFFICE - MORNING Mr. Halliwell just walks around his big, beautiful office giving orders and yelling at everyone. Secretaries or workers or whatever are standing by to take his orders. Mr. Ball follows where Mr. Halliwell goes as he takes notes. A woman named Betsy also stands by. Even a few reporters stand by to take notes and a few photographs. MR. HALLIWELL Betsy, You get me coffee now! BETSY (frightened) Yes sir. MR. HALLIWELL So tell me Ball, what are my campaign plans? Betsy walks away to get some coffee. Mr. Halliwell and Mr. Ball are seated in two chairs next to each other. Mr. Halliwell waits impatiently trying to be pleased. MR. BALL Well, it looks like we have McMann & Tate on our side? MR. HALLIWELL Who are they? MR. BALL Who are they? Only the top advertising agency in the nation. MR. HALLIWELL (gives an evil laugh) Excellent Ball. What else do you have planned? MR. BALL Oh... I have plans! MR. HALLIWELL What type of plans? MR. BALL Plans that cannot be discusses here. Not now. Mr. Ball looks around at the reporters. MR. HALLIWELL (whispers) Good. I don't care what evil ways you come up with, I WILL win this election, no matter what! Is that clear? MR. BALL Yes sir. 16. EXT. A LITTLE OUTSIDE CAFE - NOON Samantha and Darrin sit outside while they eat lunch. This should be a very funny scene between Samantha and Darrin. SAMANTHA So how's your candidate doing? DARRIN Good. SAMANTHA Good. DARRIN So how's your candidate doing? SAMANTHA Good. DARRIN Good. SAMANTHA I know what you are trying to to do. DARRIN What? SAMANTHA You're not going to tell me about your campaign. You think I'll still your ideas. DARRIN And your not? SAMANTHA No. DARRIN Let's just change the subject. SAMANTHA Alright. DARRIN Alright. They just stop period! There is nothing else to talk about. Samantha quietly lets out a... DARRIN So how's the campaign? Okay, every spills out... SAMANTHA We arranged a meeting with Andy this afternoon! Ooops! You didn't hear that from me Darrin! DARRIN We're meeting with Mr. Halliwell this afternoon too. Oh no! Larry will kill me! SAMANTHA (laughs) What is wrong with us? DARRIN Your right. It's alright if we tell each other about a stupid meeting. SAMANTHA Of course it is. They just exchange smiles and continues eating. END OF ACT ONE FADE TO COMMERCIAL BREAK Act Two: 17. EXT. STEPHEN'S HOUSE - AFTERNOON 18. INT. STEPHEN'S LIVING ROOM - AFTERNOON Samantha, Louise, and Phyllis are all seated having coffee and cheese. The three discuss the election. PHYLLIS I can't believe Darrin still won't help you. SAMANTHA Oh well. I can't expect Darrin to give up a 5 million dollar account just for our own personal gain. Although, I still think Darrin should at least listen to what each candidate has to say before he takes sides but that's not the point . . . LOUISE Your right. So when will Mr. Halliwell be showing up? SAMANTHA Any minute now. LOUISE You never told how you got Mr. Morris to come over this afternoon. PHYLLIS Samantha, did you use your wi . . . SAMANTHA ... winning talents? No, I didn't Phyllis. Phyllis sure does need to keep her mouth shut when talking about Sam's witchcraft. PHYLLIS Oh, yeah, I forgot! LOUISE Forgot what? PHYLLIS (caught) My car keys. Frank will have to pick me up. LOUISE Oh. SAMANTHA Anyways, I guess Andy heard about what we are trying to do for him and called here and wanted to discuss campaign. The doorbell rings. PHYLLIS That's probably him. ESMERALDA (voice) I'll get it. LOUISE Who was that? Esmeralda fades into the entrance hall, but before she does, Samantha sees her and points to the fireplace... SAMANTHA Louise, look! It's spider! Louise jumps faslty and stares at the fireplace. Samantha waves to Esmeralda to hurry up. ESMERALDA Me! I'll get it. Louise looks back at to Samantha... LOUISE Samantha, I didn't see anything. SAMANTHA I must have been mistaking. Let's go see Andy. Samantha, Louise, and Phyllis walk over to the front door. Esmeralda has the door open and has already welcomed Andy in. The three ladies exchange handshakes with Andy as everyone walks to living room and sits down. Esmeralda walks into the kitchen and returns earlier with more coffee and cheese. PHYLLIS This is very nice of you to show up, Mr. Morris. ANDY MORRIS My pleasure. I heard about what you ladies were trying to do for me and just had to come down and find what you ladies are doing. I really appreciate this you know? LOUISE We're pleased you decided to come by to chat with us. ANDY MORRIS No problem at all. PHYLLIS (whispers to Samantha) Isn't he charming? 19. INT. MCMANN & TATE: DARRIN'S OFFICE - AFTERNOON Larry and Darrin are having a meeting with Mr. Halliwell and Mr. Ball. LARRY (whispers to Darin) Isn't he a grouch? DARRIN Shhh. Anyway, Mr. Halliwell, I highly suggest that you have a debate with your biggest opponent, Andy Morris. MR. BALL I don't think that would be very necessary. DARRIN Why not? MR. BALL Our Mr. Halliwell here doesn't like to speak. DARRIN Well, if you are going to run for city councilman, you are gonna have to speak in public. MR. HALLIWELL Your right Stephens, I like the way you think. MR. BALL Yeah, me too. MR. HALLIWELL Mr. Halliwell can speak for himself, thank you very much and no one cares what you think! So, tell me Stephens when can we set up a debate date with Morris? DARRIN Well, he's with... I know where's he's at! I'll call him right now and set up a date. Darrin walks picks up the phone and begins to dial. 20 INT. STEPHEN'S LIVING ROOM - AFTERNOON Samantha is on the phone talking to Darrin. Everyone else sits on the couch or whatever chatting. SAMANTHA Well, I don't know. Let me ask him... Ahhh! Mr. Morris! Would you be interested in a debate tonight with Mr. Halliwell? All I have to do is so okay right now and everything will be set. Everyone looks over at Samantha. ANDY MORRIS What time? SAMANTHA What time dear?... Around 7pm, at the high school auditorium. ANDY MORRIS I'll be there. All the ladies get all excited. Samantha has a smile on her face. SAMANTHA He'll be there. DARRIN (voice) Alright. I'll see you later. SAMANTHA I love you. Samantha hangs up and walks over to everyone, there is a big commotion over the situation. Esmeralda brings out more snacks... ESMERALDA How 'bout some snacks to celebrate? PHYLLIS Oh, yes, i'm starved. LOUISE I wonder if Mr. Halliwell knows what he's getting himself into. I mean everyone knows that your the one who has all the ideas and isn't afraid to speak out. SAMANTHA You are so right Louise. ANDY MORRIS Well, i'm glad you ladies think so, but... PHYLLIS But what? ANDY MORRIS You see, Mr. Halliwell plays so dirty. He thinks that this is just some popularity contest. SAMANTHA Geez, I haven't heard that before. ANDY MORRIS ...I'm just afraid what level he might stoop too. SAMANTHA Don't worry... We'll make sure nothing will happen. PHYLLIS By using your wi... SAMANTHA My wits? Of course i'll use my wits, Phyllis. PHYLLIS Yeah, how did you know what I was going to say? SAMANTHA (smiles) Lucky guess. PHYLLIS Anyways, I have to go get dinner for Frank. I'll meet you all at the debate. LOUISE I thought you said that you forgot your cars keys? ANDY MORRIS I'd be happy to drive you. Phyllis begins to look in her purse. SAMANTHA No, that's okay. You go home and work on some ideas for tonight. ANDY MORRIS Are you sure? Phyllis pulls some keys out of her purse. PHYLLIS Isn't that funny? Here they are. Samantha bursts out a fake laugh. Phyllis and Andy begin to walk toward the door. Samantha follows to wish everyone goodbye. ANDY MORRIS Bye and thanks again Mrs. Stephens. SAMANTHA My pleasure and don't worry about tonight. PHYLLIS Goodbye Samantha. LOUISE Bye everyone. PHYLLIS See you tonight. Andy and Phyllis walk out the front door, Samantha closes the door behind them. Louise walks over to the entrance hall where Samantha is at. LOUISE Samantha, do you really think Mr. Halliwell won't do anything nasty at the debate? SAMANTHA No and i'll make sure of it. Tabitha walks through the front door. TABITHA Hi mommy. SAMANTHA Oh, hello dear. How was school today? TABITHA Bad. LOUISE Geez, reminds me of my school days. I got to go Samantha. Louise grabs her purse on the television set and heads for the door. SAMANTHA Goodbye Louise. LOUISE See you tonight. Bye Tabitha. Louise walks out the door. Samantha and Tabitha walk over to the and have a seat. Samantha wants to know about Tabitha's day. SAMANTHA So why did you have a bad day sweety? Endora pops in and is being very nosy and curious. ENDORA Yes dear... Tell us about your day. SAMANTHA Mother! ENDORA What!? SAMANTHA Don't you have someplace to be, somewhere far away? ENDORA No. Endora moves closer to Samantha and Tabitha. Samantha gives Endora a semi-dirty look. SAMANTHA Please continue honey. TABITHA Johny Luccero was being mean to me today. ENDORA How dare he! TABITHA So I turned him into a toad. ENDORA Good job Tabitha! SAMANTHA Tabitha! TABITHA (scared) It's okay mommy I turned him back. SAMANTHA Good. Adam comes from the kitchen to Tabitha and gives her a big hug. Esmeralda walks behind him with a smile. ADAM Hi Tabby! TABITHA (smiles) Hi Adam. ADAM How was the school? TABITHA Okay. How was your pre-school. ADAM Alright. TABITHA Mommy, can you help me with my homework? SAMANTHA Actually, Mommy has a debate to get ready for tonight. ENDORA A debate? You never mentioned that to me. SAMANTHA I didn't think it was necessary. Anyways, Tabitha, I'm sure Esmeralda will be glad to help you with your homework. TABITHA Will you Esmeralda? ESMERALDA Sure, no problem. Follow me, we'll get some cookies and milk first. TABITHA Okay. Esmeralda and Tabitha walk toward the kitchen, Adam runs after them . . . ADAM I want some too. ESMERALDA You already had some. ADAM Please!? Esmeralda and the kids are in the kitchen now. ENDORA Samantha, why didn't you tell me about the debate tonight? SAMANTHA I thought you would pop in and screw everything up. ENDORA Screw it up? Is that how you talk now? SAMANTHA Alright, mess it up. ENDORA And how would I mess it up? SAMANTHA You know how . . . ENDORA But I thought you wanted Andy to win. SAMANTHA (yelling mad) Mother! Please stay out of this! ENDORA Fine, I will stay out of your canidate's election. SAMANTHA What the that mean? Endora is steaming mad and disappears as a big wind storm goes throughout the living room causing everyone to fall down and everything. Samantha walks upstairs. 21. EXT. CONNECTICUT SKYLINE - AFTERNOON FADES INTO EVENING Johny Nash's "I Can See Clearly Now" plays for about 20 seconds through this little scene. 22. EXT. PUBLIC HIGH SCHOOL - EVENING 23. INT. HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIUM - EVENING Darrin and Samantha walk into the big auditorium with campaign posters on the wall together. All the campaign posters for Andy Morris are embarrassing to him complete with nasty phrases. Samantha has her arm Darrin as they act friendly and lovey dovey. They do not notice the posters. DARRIN So who do you think is going to win? SAMANTHA I don't know. DARRIN Yeah? Samantha begins to notice the naughty campaign posters of Andy Morris, she slowly backs away from Darrin. SAMANTHA I think I know who will win now. DARRIN Who? Darrin still doesn't notice the posters. SAMANTHA You said you were campaigning for the Mr. Halliwell campaign? DARRIN Yes. SAMANTHA (furious) So you did all these? Darrin finally notices the posters and tries quick for an explanation. DARRIN Yes, ah, I mean no. Samantha walks fastly in front of Darrin to get rid of him. SAMANTHA See you later. DARRIN Sam, wait up. Darrin is stopped by Mr. Ball as he tries to follow Samantha. MR. BALL Hold it there Stephens. DARRIN Ah, Darryl, what are these nasty posters of Mr. Morris doing here? MR. BALL We had to make sure Mr. Halliwell wouldn't lose this election. DARRIN Well . . . Now my wife thinks I made these posters. MR. BALL And what is wrong with that? DARRIN Because she has been campaigning for Andy Morris. MR. BALL (also mad) She's what! How do we know you aren't giving away our campaign secrets? DARRIN (calm) Because i'm not. And what do you want me to do about my wife? MR. BALL (as a jerk) That isn't my problem. Mr. Ball walks away as Darrin gives him a dirty look. 24. INT. HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIUM - EVENING Samantha and Andy Morris discuss the posters. ANDY MORRIS So what do you want me to do about these posters? I trusted you Mrs. Stephens, you said you would take care of anything bad that happens. SAMANTHA Yes, and that's what i'm trying to do. You just go backstage and prepare for the wonderful things you have to say. ANDY MORRIS (mad) Fine. Andy begins to walk away. ANDY MORRIS (cont'd) Do you even know exactly who put these up, I mean I know it was someone on the Halliwell side but do you know exactly who? SAMANTHA (caught) No! END OF ACT TWO FADE TO COMMERCIAL BREAK Act Three: 25. EXT. HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIUM - NIGHT 26. INT. LADIES ROOM - NIGHT Samantha quietly calls for her mother. SAMANTHA Mother! Mother! Please come back. I didn't mean to yell at you earlier. She goes into a deep trance and begins to chant a spell. SAMANTHA (cont'd) Through my eyes, I begin to scry tell me where I might find. Bring my mother to Samantha thee, scry then blink to me. Nothing happens! SAMANTHA (cont'd) Great! 27. INT. HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIUM - NIGHT All the seats are taken. In one of the first few rows we see Darrin and the Tates and Phyllis sitting next to eachother. listening to the two candidates debating on stage with a young, attractive lady standing in the middle of the stage asking questions. Darrin is actually hearing the two debate for their very first time and is very interested. LADY How would you help high school drop outs with their lives or to get them back into school, Mr. Morris? ANDY MORRIS Well first, I'd like to take my time and try to meet with each person and talk to than about what they have planned for their future and why they did dropped out. Basically council them about their decisions, after all, these students are our future. They will be the one leading the world soon. Right? The audience applauds. 28. INT. LADIES ROOM (CONT'D) - NIGHT SAMANTHA Please mother! ENDORA (voice) Alright. Alright. Endora pops in. SAMANTHA Thank you. ENDORA Now what do you want? SAMANTHA For you to take down those intimidating posters of Andy? ENDORA What posters? SAMANTHA You were mad I told you not to come tonight so you put those nasty posters up of Andy to make me mad. ENDORA Did not and I give my witches honor. SAMANTHA You mean that you didn't cast a spell on Darrin to put up those nasty posters of Andy Morris. ENDORA Absolutely not. SAMANTHA (steamy mad) Then Darrin really did do those on his own. ENDORA You've wasted enough of my time. Endora begins to pop out but Samantha gives her a quick kiss before she can do so. SAMANTHA Thank you mother. Endora pops out. 29. INT. HIGH SCHOOL AUDITORIUM (CON'T) - NIGHT LADY Mr. Halliwell? Same question. MR. HALLIWELL Well, ah, if they want to drop out then I shouldn't stop them from... what they want to... do. The audience gives around of "boos". A guilt look crosses Darrin face. DARRIN (whispers to himself) Samantha was right. He doesn't know what he is talking about. LARRY Did you say something Darrin? DARRIN No, but I will. We see Samantha walk into the auditorium from the back, but she stops once she sees Darrin walks up onto the stage. SAMANTHA Darrin! PHYLLIS What is my son doing? The audience wonders what Darrin is doing on the stage. DARRIN (to lady) Let me see this for a minute. The lady backs away from her microphone to let Darrin talk. DARRIN (cont'd) Excuse me. Everyone? May I please have your attention? . . . The audience settles down. DARRIN (cont'd) I just wanted to let everyone know of an inside opinion. At first, this whole election didn't mean anything to me until Mr. Halliwell's campaign manager wanted McMann & Tate, the advertising agency that I work for wanted us to handle their campaign as an account, which was worth a lot of money. So anyways, all I really wanted was the money and I didn't care what each candidate had to say and I was taking sides without even hearing what each candidate stood for. And now that I know after listening to this debate, I realize that I was wrong. To Mr. Halliwell here, this is just a popularity contest, but to Mr. Morris, this is challenge to help people and solve important issues that impact several people. So please remember when you vote that Mr. Morris only has everyone's best interest at heart and Mr. Halliwell only has his best interest at heart. The audience gives big round of applause, what the heck, a standing ovation too! MR. HALLIWELL (furious) Stephens! I am not giving you one cent! LARRY (yells) Oh yes you are. You have a contract. MR. HALLIWELL Darn! LOUISE Oh, good job Larry. I knew you'd come around. Louise gives Larry a big hug. Phyllis talks to some stranger next to her . . . PHYLLIS (excited) That's my boy up there! Samantha smiles from the back and runs up to the stage . . . Samantha runs up on stage with Darrin. SAMANTHA Oh, Darrin! DARRIN Honey, those posters weren't me. It was Halliwell's campaign manager's doing, we didn't know anything about it. SAMANTHA Okay. Samantha and Darrin embrace in a passionate kiss in front of everyone on the stage. The audience gives a few "Ooohs" and "Ahhhs". LADY I guess this debate is over. ANDY MORRIS Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Stephens. I knew I could count on you. Mr. Halliwell looks very mad as he leans over his podium. The audience is seated. 30. EXT. STEPHEN'S HOUSE - NIGHT The words "2 weeks later" appear across the screen. 31. INT. STEPHEN'S LIVING ROOM - NIGHT The whole cast is seated around the television set with popcorn and sodas except for Darrin who rushes through the door with Andy Morris. They quickly takes their hats and coats off and run over to the T.V. set. Everyone exchanges greetings. ESMERALDA Oh, here it is. Everyone suddenly shuts up. As everyone stares at the T.V., we hear the news casters voice . . . Esmeralda turns up the volume. NEWS CASTER (voice) Well, alias the votes are in for our next city councilman, and if I do say so myself, these results are quite fascinating. With 58% of the votes, Mr. Andy Morris is our next city councilman! Everyone cheers and is very happy. Andy Morris gets everyone's attention for a speech . . . ANDY MORRIS I just to say thank you everyone for helping me . . . How do I put this . . . Thank you for helping me kick Halliwell butt! Everyone cheers. SAMANTHA C'mon Esmeralda. Let's go bring out the ice cream. Esmeralda and Samantha walk toward the kitchen and as everyone cheers and talks, everyone is so happy. END OF ACT THREE FADE TO COMMERCIAL BREAK CUT TO ENDING CREDITS THE END
FEATURED MUSIC INCLUDED IN THIS EPISODE: I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW BY JOHNY NASH MORNING HAS BROKEN BY CAT STEVENS |