01. EXT. THE NIGHT'S SKY - NIGHT

02. EXT. THE WITCHES COUNCIL - NIGHT

We all know how it looks, a small, railed in, area for the "accused" or the ones "called upon" to stand in. Very dark clouds, surrounding, some colorful (think pink or green or yellow or...). We hear the witches council's voices (mumbling).....UNTIL....One of them shouts out "Dr. Bombay, wherever he may be come to our stand on the count of three. One, two, three... A moment's longer, do not stay, COME TO US, COME TO US! DR. BOMBAY!!!!"

In huge fire crackers and smoke, Dr. Bombay appears (magically of course) on the stand in a lovely dinner jacket.

DR. BOMBAY (In his not so funny sense of humor)
I was dining with my nurse. Ha ha ha ha.

COUNCIL
Shut up Marvin!

DR. BOMBAY
Marvin? Why so formal. No one's called me by my first name sense the Civil War.

COUNCIL
Silence!

DR. BOMBAY
Yes, your Hinny-esses!

We hear large sounds of thunder. OKAY, Dr. Bombay is frightened.....

DR. BOMBAY
Oh, okay! What did you want?

COUNCIL
Bombay, we've been studying you lately.

DR. BOMBAY
What a coincidence, I've been studying my medicine as well. Ha ha ha.

The thunder returns.....

DR. BOMBAY
Okay.

COUNCIL
Yes, we've been studying you. And we have been noticing a lot of the new potions you've created. And we want your help.

DR. BOMBAY
What? The warts on your noses getting too huge? A little hot water will knock down the swelling. Ha ha ha.

COUNCIL
We'll excuse that remark since we need your help.

DR. BOMBAY
Desperately?

COUNCIL
Could you please just hear us out!?

DR. BOMBAY
Fine, proceed. But I'll have you know that my nurse is waiting so move along...

COUNCIL
For 9 years now. One of our most powerful and intelligent witches has been married to a mortal.

DR. BOMBAY
You mean Samantha?

COUNCIL
We don't like mentioning that name around here anymore. We understand that she doesn't use witchcraft as such. But look what's happening..... Her mother's powers are failing now and her cousin even wants to marry a mortal! We need you to do some hard work. Make three potions...
One to strengthen ones powers, one to practice witchcraft off and on the wall, and the other to be attracted to the opposite of who they are currently attracted to at the moment. The first goes to Endora, the second to Samantha, and third to Serena. Though we've accepted Samantha's marriage to a mortal but we WILL NOT, and I repeat will not tolerate her causing others to marry mortals and lose their powers.

Dr. Bombay is shocked and FRIGHTENED!

DR. BOMBAY
Will do. I think I'll go to sleep rather than go to my nurse....now!

Dr. Bombay pops out!

COUNCIL
You'll finish the potions before midnight! "FROM THE STRIKE OF TWELVE COUNTY 24, THAT'S HOW LONG THIS SPELL IS FOR, GIVE BOMBAY HIS STRENGTH AND MIGHT TO FINISH THESE POTIONS BEFORE TOMORROW NIGHT".

The 8 council member laugh in an evil tone as we......

FADE TO THEME

CUT TO COMMERCIAL

CUT TO OPENING CREDITS

ACT ONE:

FADE IN:

03. INT. KRAVITZ HOME (The New One) - DAY

We zoom around in a cycle of circles with Gladys and Abner at their dinning room table, at their new house, the one that looks like their old one, A LOT! Slowing down down wee zoom in on the two.... ABNER is reading his newspaper and GLADYS is making a list of some sort. One that she seems much into. (A Dictionary lies on the table)

ABNER
Gladys, can you please go think somewhere else?

GLADYS
What Abner? I am simply trying to make a list.

ABNER
Good, there's a lot that needs to be done.

GLADYS
No, Abner!

ABNER
Well then, good, We need some more food in this house.

GLADYS
Not quite, Abner!

ABNER
Then what for?

GLADYS
It's a personal list, Abner!

Abner, frustrated, folds his newspaper and lays his glasses down and being stubborn about this: WANTS TO WHAT IS ON GLADY'S LIST!

ABNER (TRYING to stay calm)
Gladys, I am getting impatient. It better be a list of things to do... Dust, Vacuum, Mow the lawn..... finish UNPACKING!

GLADYS
If there is so much to do, Why don't you do it!?

ABNER
Because I am retired! For the second time!

GLADYS
For the second time?

ABNER
Yes, I retired the first time but your visions of Mrs. Stephens and her family left me no choice but to MOVE, and RETIRE from being RETIRED! Now give me that list...

Abner pulls the list away from Gladys.

GLADYS
Give me that back Abner!

ABNER
Oooh, oooh, interesting..... What can Mrs. Stephens be? Extraterrestrial, sorceress, magician, wizard, and oh.... WITCH! This is ridiculous!

GLADYS
You may be retired, but I'm not! Ever since we moved I've been looking across the street and looked over at our neighbors!

ABNER
Oh, the ones you think resembles Samantha?

GLADYS
In the same type looking house as the Stephens. I am telling you something fishy is going on around here and I for one am going to find out!

Gladys gets up and storms out of the room. We hear the front door slam shut. Abner continues with the list... He turns the page. This time we take a look at the page.

ABNER
What? This is ridiculous! Who: Samantha Stephens (or so she says)! What: Not sure. Where: From Mars! Why: To Destroy Earth and/or assume our identities.

04. EXT. STREET - DAY

Gladys walks out of her front door and across the street over into the house that Gladys saw Serena inside in "Pink Flamingos". She slowly walks up to ring the doorbell. But can't help but look inside the window. She takes a peak, the house is BARE, EMPTY! She SCREAMS and RUNS back into her own home, catching her breath, of course.

05. INT. BOMBAY LABORATORIES - DAY (BUT A DARK ROOM)

In Dr. Bombay's laboratory we play the familiar Bewitched music while he works on the potions. We FADE into an exterior of the Stephen's house.

06. EXT. STEPHENS HOME EXTERIOR - DAY

07. EXT. STEPHENS KITCHEN - DAY

Okay, very, very comedic here. Serena is being very tenacious right now with Samantha in the kitchen. The two are baking a cake. Right now, Serena is just watching Samantha work with this cake destined to be beautiful Samantha is combining ingredients in the mixing a bowl and is ready, to, you know MIX!

SERENA
So, Samantha, let me get this straight You actually use eggs?

Samantha looks back at Serena, her face spells the word Duh!

SAMANTHA
Yes, dear See, you must use the eggs in the cake so make it soft, tender..MOIST?

SERENA
In a beautiful, rich, chocolate cake. EGGS HUH?

SAMANTHA
I'm afraid so.

Serena lets the tension come out She reveals to us what's on her mind

SERENA
Oh, Sammi, I don't think I can do this. Live like a mortal, I don't think I can do this. Look at me, any mortal being would know about eggs in a cake.

SAMANTHA
It takes getting use to. But you are positive you want to marry a mortal?

Serena snaps out of her worries and goes straight to dream land.

SERENA
Oh, Sammi, I have never been so sure of anything my whole life. Charles is wonderful. Her gets me my drinks, my coat, pulls chairs out. With his own hands! I've never seen anyone use their hands so much they're whole life, besides you Samantha dear, you MORTAL, you!

SAMANTHA
Thanks, I think I hope! I hope everything will goes all right, for tonight's dinner party. I cant wait to meet him. Which is why we have to get this cake done. Now you come mix it.

Serena, grouches, moans, scrambles, to get off the chair and make it over to the counter.

SERENA
Why don't you just make the meal and I take credit for it Better yet, why don't I just zap up a cake (getting excited), it'll be beautiful

SAMANTHA
Slow down, remember marrying a mortal equals acting like one.

SERENA
Why?

SAMANTHA
Do you want to do this or don't you?

SERENA
Oh, I do.

SAMANTHA
Then come on!

Serena stands straight, very proud looking, marches to the counter and lets out a big CRY!

SERENA
Sammi! I cant even go out and buy one? Isn't that what most homemakers do anyway?

SAMANTHA
Only because they're tired of making them they're whole lives. Now scoot. Ill get us some coffee.

Serena accepts the comeback and picks up the mixing device and puts it in the bowl. The cousins exchange okay smiles as Sam walks to the opposite side of the room to poor coffee. Samantha Background talks while talks while Serena is trying to figure out what to do.

SAMANTHA BACKGROUND
You know Serena, though most women don't like to

Serena takes the mixing device out of the bowl and looks at how gooey it is.

make cakes, or make anything for that matter it is very important to at least.

Serena throws the tool back into the bowl and chocolate flies back at her face.

know how to fix one. It gives us time to create, be creative, share ideas, talent

Serena wipes the chocolate off her disgusted face. She now notices her hand full of chocolate and flings her hand over the bowl hoping the chocolate will fall back into the bowl, well most of it. Anyway, while Serena moves her hands back and forth over the bowl she hits he bowl off the counter. We cut over to see the floor of chocolate. Back: Serena gets frightened Samantha turns around with a perky smile on her face. She has two cups of coffee as she gets ready to hand one on over to Serena, she notices Serena's chocolate hands and a missing bowl

SAMANTHA
Serena, dear Is there something you want to tell me?

Serena, wanting to deny the truth, stutters on what to say Samantha leans over to notice the bowl

SAMANTHA
Did you already.Serena, how could you knock a bowl over!?

A gust of wind runs the kitchen and out an open window.

SERENA
Goodness gracious, what on earth was that? Or is it even something on Earth.

SAMANTHA
No ideas here.

The wind comes through, again, knocking things over. In the background we hear Endora's whispering voice Help, Samantha. Give your Mother her extra boost.

SERENA
Endora?

SAMANTHA
From New York City to San Francisco come to me Mother, here you go.

Endora pops in, out of breathe.

SERENA
Aunty Endora? Long time no see You look horrible.

ENDORA
Shut up.

SAMANTHA (Giggling)
Mother, are your powers to failing on you?

ENDORA
Samantha, dear, I said shut up!

SAMANTHA
Mother, it's nothing to be ashamed of. When a witch hits the big 5-0-0-0-0-0-0, you are obviously going to start noticing some down hill in your powers.

ENDORA
But why? I practice my magic daily, all the time. Oh no, I just had a horrible thought...

SERENA
Gee, what ever could it be Aunty Endora?

ENDORA
Serena, dear... Darrin!

Darrin walks in, with a smile on his face, grabs the paper and coffee, pecks Sam on the cheek and sits down.

ENDORA (CONT'D)
Mortal!

Darrin tries to make fun of Endora's power loss, Endora is not pleased.

DARRIN
Oh, poor baby.

Endora tries to go out of her embarrassment with a little spell.

ENDORA
The hatred you've now make feel, these two bandits are on your butt Donald, to kill!

DARRIN
Oh, Endor...a. Nothing happened.

Samantha runs to Darrin's side to explain.

SAMANTHA
You see Darrin, mother is having a few power failures.

SERENA
Oh no. I'm late for my Cosmos Ball. Gotta dash.

Serena pops out.

SAMANTHA
Serena! Remember you promised no more....

SERENA (Voice)
I start tomorrow!

DARRIN
Wow. Whadda ya know? The all powerful Endora... with no powers.

SAMANTHA
Darrin, sweety, don't you have to rush off to work?

DARRIN (Stutters)
Umm, sure. Why not?

SAMANTHA
You say that as if didn't have a job.

ENDORA
Derwood wouldn't know work if it bit him in the butt.

Darrin and Endora are starting to get into it. Darrin stands with a firm face.

DARRIN
At least I can feel.

SAMANTHA
Okay, you two. Darrin go to the agency.

Darrin swaggers out. Sam hugs his arm as he walks out.

DARRIN (Mumbles to himself)
What agency?

ENDORA
Ooh. He makes me so mad.

SAMANTHA
It's okay. I'm sure you'll be glad to know you make him just as mad. Has it ever occurred to you that if you would just treat Derwood, I mean Darrin nicely, you'll get the same respect.

ENDORA
Well, has it ever occurred to Darrin, I mean Derwood that if he treated me nicely, he'd get the same respect.

SAMANTHA
Oh my gosh.

ENDORA
Samantha, dear?

SAMANTHA (Seems tense)
What mother?

ENDORA
Please, call Dr. Bombay for me. I'll be in the living room.

Endora walks out. The scene flips over:

08. INT. STEPHEN'S LIVING ROOM - DAY

Endora is lying on the couch as Dr. Bombay walks around in a weird leopard outfit as he questions Endora about her new failing powers.

DR. BOMBAY
So when did these pains begin happening?

ENDORA
Well, one of them just showed up.

DR. BOMBAY
Now listen here wicked witch of Westport, you called me. Not the other way around so if you want to exchange insults just simply ask and we'll make an appointment.

ENDORA
Okay, the began back in December.

DR. BOMBAY
Interesting.

ENDORA (Acting sick, wanting to feel sorry for)
Of course you'd think so. Anyway, I tried casting a spell on Samantha's neighbors so I whenever they'd see something unbelievable happen, something that was more unbelievable would happen.

DR. BOMBAY
Such as...

ENDORA
As what...

DR. BOMBAY
Endora!

ENDORA (Whispers)
Pink flamingos.

Dr. Bombay let's out an enormous laugh...

DR. BOMBAY
Pink Flamingos? Pink Flamingos? Ha ha ha ha.

One moment laughing, one moment serious...

DR. BOMBAY
So, what went wrong with spell?

ENDORA
It was casted for the neighbors...

DR. BOMBAY
Yes. Yes, of course.

ENDORA
And It happened to the whole town... It fled main street with dozens of flamingos.

A moment of silence... Dr. Bombay let's out an ENORMOUS laugh.

DR. BOMBAY
Ha ha ha. The whole town? Main street? Ha ha ha.

ENDORA
What an extra cockupopconlishtonvonical.

DR. BOMBAY
How dare you call me that!

ENDORA
How dare you make fun of me like I'm some estaraloyhurtophey!

DR. BOMBAY
Are you calling me an ifgocwertipolem?

ENDORA
Well, if the yuhlreq fits, hewqcrewto it!

DR. BOMBAY
Now listen here you hipoleniop...

How sweet, the two are arguing in witch lingo!

ENDORA
You go back to your lab and get me some medicine. Now!

DR. BOMBAY
Teroply hootyerwetluposs!

ENDORA
Hootyerwetluposs to you too!

Dr. Bombay pops out. Endora lays her head down. We zoom in to a tight close-up and we steam coming out of her years.

09. EXT. CONNECTICUT SKYLINE - DAY

10. EXT. MCMANN AND TATE - DAY

11. INT. LARRY TATE'S OFFICE - DAY

Larry sits at his desk with several folders and files and papers and EVERYTHING! He talks on the phone while he is extremely busy signing contracts or whatever it is he signs.

LARRY
So, you have no idea where a Darrin Stephens is employed. What about what he is doing? Nothing. Thank you.

The secretary, Betty, walks in.

BETTY
Hello Mr. Tate.

LARRY
Good morning Betty. Any messages?

BETTY
No, none this morning. But I did as you asked and it seems Mr. Stephens wasn't crazy when he said he was opening his own agency. A place in New York has been leased to someone by the name Stephens as "Stephens Pasta House".

LARRY
Darrin? Opening a restaurant? Sam yes, Darrin no. Maybe I should call Sam.

BETTY
Wouldn't it be best just to ask Darrin what he is opening. After all, you guys are still friends. Don't you talk?

LARRY
You know what, that's a good idea Betty. Thanks. Now I know why I hired you!

BETTY
Glad I could help.

Betty walks out and Larry picks up the phone, dials.

Cut to: Int. Stephens' Living Room - Day

Endora continues laying on the couch. The phone rings. She tries to ignore it while she is laying down trying to go to sleep. She finally gives in she lifts her hand a little ways and tries to float it to herself. She does so, but the phone went full speed, unplugged and threw itself into the wall. We still hear the other line ringing. Endora pushes herself to get off the couch and makes her way into the kitchen.

Cut to: Int. Stephens' Kitchen - Day

Endora staggers to the phone and picks it up:

ENDORA
Hello?

Cut back and forth from Endora to Larry.

LARRY
Hello? Endora?

ENDORA
Yes. Who is this?

LARRY
This is Larry Tate.

ENDORA
Oh, Larry. What a...

LARRY
Surprise?

ENDORA
Yes, yes. Something like that.

LARRY
Well, anyway, I was calling to see if Darrin was home.

ENDORA
No, he went off to that boring thing mortals like to do. I forgot what is though... Woke, Wake, Stuff...

LARRY
Work? A job?

ENDORA
My, my. What a smart man.

LARRY
Yes, I have been told that once or twice. Anyway, do you have a number to where I can reach him?

ENDORA
A number?

LARRY
Yes.

ENDORA
Well, ah...

LARRY
Great let me find a blank sheet of paper.

Larry grabs his paper and begins his writing position.

LARRY (CONT'D)
Okay, what's the number?

ENDORA
Uh, 4?

LARRY
Okay, the next...

ENDORA
Oh, another one. Umm, 6.

LARRY
A little fast please.

ENDORA
Well, how many numbers do you want?

LARRY
Endora, you kidder! I need 7.

Endora obviously doesn't know what a phone number is.

ENDORA
Okay... 465-7098.

LARRY
Hey, Thanks and I hope to see you soon.

They both hang up.

12. INT. LARRY'S OFFICE - DAY

Larry thinks for a moment and begins to dial the number Endora gave him. Larry listens to a ring and then suddenly hears the operator. "Sorry the number you dialed cannot be reach in the calling area".

LARRY
What!?

Larry hangs up and call the Stephens' again. He waits for an answer.

ENDORA (Voice)
Hello.

LARRY
Hello Endora?

ENDORA (Voice)
Larry, seems like we only talked yesterday. In fact it feels like today.

LARRY
I'm sorry to disturb you but it seems you gave me the wrong number.

ENDORA (Voice)
You never said there was right one.

LARRY
It's a phone number. Of course there's a right number.

ENDORA (Voice)
Oh you want a phone number do you? Try 555-0569.

LARRY
Okay, thanks.

The two hang up. Larry dials the new number and waits for someone to answer... Someone answers "Hello. You've reach the lonely old man's hot line..." Larry hangs up and dials another number....

ENDORA (Voice)
Hello?

LARRY
I am so sorry to bug.

ENDORA (Voice)
Then don't.

Endora hangs up. Larry just stares at his phone.

LARRY
Whoa. The whole family needs therapy.

Larry dials another number. He listens for the answer. A woman answers, "Hello and welcome to Dr. Williamson's hot line. Are you a boss and your top executive quite to open a restaurant and now his mother-in-law is giving you wrong phone numbers...press one.". Larry presses one.

FADE OUT:

END OF ACT ONE

CUT TO COMMERCIAL

ACT TWO:

13. EXT. OFFICE BUILDING - DAY

14. INT. OFFICE - DAY

Darrin sits at a desk where a Mr. Tillitson sits across from it.

MR. TILLITSON
So, Stephens... What do you think?

Darrin moves the chair around, feels the desk, feels the comfort.

DARRIN
Very comfortable.

MR. TILLITSON
So you'll take it?

DARRIN
I really love this whole building. It has everything but I think that it's about time I finally told my wife that I was opening my own advertising agency.

MR. TILLITSON (Trying to be convincing)
C'mon Stephens, This isn't something that you need to consult your wife for.

DARRIN
Mr. Tillitson, I don't know what you believe in but I believe in consulting my wife before making important decisions that affect the both of us. Good day.

Darrin gets up and walks out of room after grabbing his brief case. Tillitson yells after him:

MR. TILLITSON
You know Stephens, this is exactly the problem with people in this day and age.....

15. EXT. OUTSIDE CAFE - DAY

Samantha sits talking with Ocky, the Insider, from "Pink Flamingos", they are having lunch while focusing on some current events. Ocky sits with a note pad taking notes.

OCKY
So, Samantha, what have you used your powers for lately?

SAMANTHA
Well, I, ah... floated some pancakes over a couples mornings ago...

OCKY
That's it?

SAMANTHA
Yeah, within the last week.

Ocky notes Samantha's response.

OCKY
Flips over pancakes.

SAMANTHA
What are you writing this for?

OCKY
It's just uh... uh... keeps me posted on what your powers will let you do the next time you'll seriously need them.

SAMANTHA
Okay, okay. (Throws hair back). My powers? What are they on some up and down switch?

OCKY
Well ah...

Behind Samantha we see Ocky's spirit...

OCKY
Umm, You know...

OCKY SPIRIT
Forget about it Samantha, change the subject.

SAMANTHA
So, any word on what the witches' council is planning to separate Darrin and I.

OCKY
How do you know that I would....

OCKY SPIRIT
Talk about how good this food is.

SAMANTHA
Isn't this marvelous chicken?

OCKY
Yes, quite tasty.

Ocky's spirit disappears.

16. INT. STEPHENS' LIVING ROOM - DAY

Endora lies on the couch, looking very pale. She tries to contact Dr. Bombay.

ENDORA
What was that blasted spell? From California to Wisconsin I call Dr. Bombay, today! No, no. From Austin, Texas to Washington D.C., Dr. Bombay come to me, come to me... I really got to lay off the rhyming.

Nothing happens. Endora is getting frustrated.

ENDORA
From Westport to Mexico City....

DR. BOMBAY (Voice)
..Though I am not here. I feel your pity.

ENDORA
Materialize this instant.

Dr. Bombay pops in.

DR. BOMBAY
You bellowed.

ENDORA
Did you finish making my medicine?

DR. BOMBAY (Thinks to himself)
Hmmm, killing two mortals with one bullet... This is what both the witches council and Endora wants be to do.

ENDORA
Well?

DR. BOMBAY
Umm, Yes, Endora. I'll be right back.

Dr. Bombay pops out.

ENDORA
What an idiot.

17. INT. BOMBAY LABORATORIES - DAY

Dr. Bombay pops in to potion filled room. He is puzzled on where he put the potions.

DR. BOMBAY
Oh dear. Where did I put those bloody potions. Oh, oh yes.

Dr. Bombay notices three potions sitting across the room. One red, one green, and one yellow.

DR. BOMBAY
Okay, the potion to strengthen powers, the one for Endora, was the blue one...

He gets ready to grab it then all of sudden...

DR. BOMBAY
...No, no it was the yellow one.

He gets ready to grab it, no wait, it was the green one, no the blue again, no back to the yellow, no he was right the first time it was the blue.

DR. BOMBAY
My first answer is probably correct.

Dr. Bombay grabs the potion and pops out.

18. EXT. CONNECTICUT SKYLINE - NIGHT

19. INT. KRAVITZ HOME - NIGHT

The Kravitz's sit in their pajamas in the living room. Gladys keeps looking over to the window. It is dark every time she looks over until like the 6th time she looks over all the lights are on and music is blasting. Gladys, very startled, gets up and runs out the door, screaming.

20. EXT. STREET - NIGHT

Gladys comes running from her house and over to the house across the street. She gets over to the front door and rings the bell. Serena answers....

SERENA
Hey, why didn't you pop in just like everyone else?

GLADYS
Pardon?

SERENA
Oh, for heaven's sake your a neighbor. Look everyone it's a mortal....

The crowd inside gathers around the door to see Gladys. Gladys, not knowing what is going on tells everyone "hello". We fade into the Kravitz's dark bedroom where they are sleeping. Gladys, moving a lot in her sleep wakes up with a screaming, sweating face. Abner wakes up after.......

ABNER
What is it, Gladys?

GLADYS
Our new neighbors are supernatural.

ABNER
Gladys, honey?

GLADYS
What?

ABNER
You have always thought our neighbors we're supernatural. And what do you mean new? We've both lived here for 15 years.

21. INT. STEPHENS' KITCHEN - MORNING

Samantha and Serena stand at the stove making pancakes.

SERENA
Nothing. I didn't do anything except...

SAMANTHA
Except what!?

SERENA
Well, except pop them and everything they own back to where they used to live and erased their memory of ever wanting to move and the memory of moving in the past.

Serena covers her face for protection, she KNOWS Samantha will yell.

SAMANTHA
You are going to have to stop this magic Serena! If you really want to get involved with a mortal...

SERENA
I do Sammi, I do.

SAMANTHA
Then forget about being a witch. I had to tell your nice mortal beau that you'd forgot about the dinner and made other plans last night.

SERENA
But today... I am all finished with magic. Tonight I will sit down, just like a mortal and eat just like a mortal!

SAMANTHA
If it talks a mortal and sits like a mortal it must be a witch.

Endora comes staggering into the kitchen in her pajamas on with her hair looking like.... you know, not good.

ENDORA
Samantha, has Dr. Bombay came by with my medicine yet?

SAMANTHA
No, no. He came by last night with a blue bottle then remembered it was a green one and never came back. He said he'd be by before breakfast.

DR. BOMBAY (Voice)
And yet I am.

Dr. Bombay pops in with the GREEN, BLUE, AND RED bottle.

ENDORA
Where in the universe did you go last night?

DR. BOMBAY
No worries. No worries at all.

He pops a spoon into his right hand, pours a teaspoon of the blue medicine on the spoon and asks Endora to swallow.

DR. BOMBAY
Here you are... A spoon full of Bombay's elixir helps the power failing go down...Oh and Samantha, you and Serena must swallow a spoon full of the other colors.

ENDORA
What? Why do we have to swallow?

SERENA
Yes, why do we have to swallow?

Dr. Bombay works on his story...

DR. BOMBAY
Well, in order for Endora's medicine to work, two witches of her kin must drink a support potion for her.

Endora swallows...

ENDORA
You couldn't made have made it taste any good?

SAMANTHA
Feel any different mother?

ENDORA
No, no... Wait I do feel a little different. Serena, ask your date to bring me one for tonight.

SERENA
Sure, Aunty End.

SAMANTHA
Mother, you want to date a mortal?

ENDORA
Sure, why not?

DR. BOMBAY
Ah, ah... Serena? Samantha? Help your Aunty and Mother get better faster and drink your support potions.

Dr. Bombay zaps in two more spoons. He pours the yellow potion into one spoon, hands it Samantha and then pours the red potion into the other spoon and hands it to Serena.

SERENA
Bombay Dude... Why are Cousin and I's different colors?

DR. BOMBAY
You see, Serena dear, in medicine school they the teacher's strictly teach you to never use the same color potion twice in one set. So go on, go on, drink up!

Samantha and Serena drink their potions.

SAMANTHA
Okay, now that mother is properly cured I need to do the laundry.

Samantha walks over into the laundry room. Bombay, Endora, and Serena follow. Both the washer and dryer and covered with beautifully folded, clean clothes.

SERENA
I thought you had to do the laundry.

SAMANTHA
I do....I did! Did one of you give me a supernatural twitch?

DR. BOMBAY
Not me. Well, I must be going now anyway!

Dr. Bombay pops out.

SERENA
Wasn't me. I promised no more witch stuff.

ENDORA
Twasn't I. Was one of our little witchlets trying to help mommy out?

Samantha looks at her hand. A hole begins to develop on her hand. Tabitha and Adam start yelling.

SAMANTHA
Do you hear that?

ENDORA
What?

SAMANTHA
I don't know.

Suddenly, Tabitha and Adam's faces appear on Samantha's hand and begin talking to her.

SAMANTHA
Whoa!

ENDORA
Samantha, do you realize what you just did?

SAMANTHA
What?

ENDORA
You just tapped into extrateleportation!

SAMANTHA
Yeah, okay! Tabitha? Adam? Did one of you use your powers to do the laundry?

TABITHA
No mommy.

ADAM
No mommy.

The hole in Samantha's hand disappears.

SERENA
Cousin Samantha, that new power of yours is divine.

ENDORA
Samantha, honey... None of us have been able to do that for centuries!

It seems that Dr. Bombay's plan backfired. Everyone got the wrong potions. Endora is falling in love with a mortal and Samantha's powers are growing! Samantha now gets another power... Mind reading.

SERENA (Her thoughts)
See, If I could use witchcraft I'd get new powers too! Spoiled brat.

SAMANTHA
Then don't marry a mortal if you want to use your powers.

SERENA
Ha ha ha, Cousin dear, you heard that? I didn't say it. I thought it.

ENDORA (Her thoughts)
About time that bimbo's brains started to melt.

SAMANTHA
Mother, be nice!

SERENA
Don't blame poor Endora for nothing!

SAMANTHA
She called you a bimbo!

SERENA
Why you little.. (Thinks) Pig!

Endora turns into a pig! Another new power of Samantha's is introduced. Electric beams shoot out of her hands onto the pig. The pig turns back into Endora.

SAMANTHA
Whoa! What is happening with my powers? Extrateleportation? Mind reading? Power to reverse another witch's spell? And what about the laundry? Automatic power doing thing?

SERENA
That's impossible. A witch can't undo another witch's spell.

SAMANTHA (Laughs)
I can.

ENDORA
I've had enough. I'm going to the movies.

ENDORA (Her Thoughts)
I'm going to pick men up in the park until tonight's dinner.

SAMANTHA
You are going to pick men up in the park!

Endora walks out and slams the door. Serena pops out.

22. EXT. WITCHES' COUNCIL - NIGHT

The camera focuses on three dark clouds... Thunder is heard over the witches' council's angry voices.

WITCHES COUNCIL
The word has not been invented to express the anger we feel right now. From California to Timbuktoo and I call, I search, I'm in need of you... A moment's longer do not stay come to us, come to us Dr. Bombay.

23. INT. STEPHEN'S LAUNDRY ROOM (CONT'D) - DAY

SAMANTHA
Maybe it's time I put my new powers to work.... Dr. Bombay!

Dr. Bombay pops in.

25. EXT. WITCHES' COUNCIL - NIGHT

WITCHES COUNCIL
What!? Who has more power than us to interfere with us calling Dr. Bombay!? From here to all across the lands, we call upon the witches' medicine man!

26. INT. STEPHEN'S LAUNDRY ROOM (CONT'D) - DAY

DR. BOMBAY
Samantha, what do you want?

SAMANTHA
Why have Endora, Serena, and myself been acting totally weird ever since you gave us those potions.

DR. BOMBAY
I have no idea Samantha.

DR. BOMBAY (His Thoughts)
Oooops, I gave the wrong the potions.

SAMANTHA
You gave us the wrong potions!?

DR. BOMBAY
Oh, dear!

Dr. Bombay pops out. Darrin comes through the door and seems very excited until he sees the horrible look on Samantha's face.

DARRIN
Samantha, honey, great news! Horrible news?

SAMANTHA
When isn't there?

DARRIN
What's wrong honey?

Samantha and Darrin as they walk into the living room to sit down.

SAMANTHA
Dr. Bombay.

DARRIN
You've finally seen my light of day.

SAMANTHA
He really, really is a quack!

DARRIN
You've finally seen my light of day!!

SAMANTHA
He brought potions over. It was suppose to be for mother. To help get her powers working again. He gave her the medicine, then he gave Serena and me some medicine and told us that is was only support medicine that would help mother's medicine work faster. But they were really potions, spells, incantations and messed up all of our powers! Now mother is falling in love with mortal men, I'm have an extreme supernatural power growth, and Serena finally gave in and started using witchcraft after she promised not to.

DARRIN
But why? Dr. Bombay is a quack but he's always seemed willing to help.

SAMANTHA
Right before you walked in Dr. Bombay was here.

DARRIN
He's lucky I didn't find what he did while... That make sense! He just blurted out he gave you all messed up power spells?

SAMANTHA
Not really.

DARRIN
How did you find out?

SAMANTHA
I got the potion to increase your powers, so I'm am getting a series of new powers. One of them is mind readings. I read Dr. Bombay's thoughts and they said "Oops. Wrong potions."

DARRIN (Curious)
Can you tell what I'm thinking?

SAMANTHA
No. Probably only works on witches.

The phone rings.

DARRIN
I got it.

Darrin walks over to the telephone on the TV. set and picks it up.

DARRIN (CONT'D)
Hello?

LARRY (Voice)
Hey Darrin?

DARRIN
Yes Larry.

LARRY (Voice)
Hey you ol' sun of a gun.

DARRIN
Larry, I'm kind of in the middle...

LARRY (Voice)
I was just wondering when your restaurant was opening.

DARRIN
Larry...

LARRY (Voice)
I thought you left to open your own advertising agency...

Darrin hangs up on Larry.

SAMANTHA
Who was that?

DARRIN
Someone who isn't as important as you. So how do we fix this?

Darrin walks back over to Samantha and sits down.

SAMANTHA
I don't know. It'll have to be tonight when we are all together.

DARRIN
Don't you need Dr. Bombay?

SAMANTHA
Yeah.

DARRIN
Shouldn't you start working on a spell for that?

SAMANTHA
Nope. All I have to do is say Dr. Bombay and he shows up.

DARRIN
Your kidding?

SAMANTHA
Nope.

DARRIN
You are one super-smart witch and I Love You.

Darrin smothers Samantha with kisses.

27. EXT. WITCHES COUNCIL - NIGHT

The witches council yells at Dr. Bombay.

WITCHES COUNCIL
Dr. Bombay! Dr. Bombay! You idiot! You idiot! You gave them the wrong potions! How could you make such a mistake! You should have labeled the potions. How do you plead?

DR. BOMBAY
Guilty, I guess.

WITCHED COUNCIL
This is the exact opposite of how we wanted it to turn out. Tonight, you will show up at the Stephens' for their little dinner party. Cast this spell to reek absolute havoc and to put the right potions in their right place.

DR. BOMBAY
What spell?

A piece of paper pops into Dr. Bombay's hands.

DR. BOMBAY
Oh. That spell.

WITCHES
Mmm. Hmm.

FADE OUT:

END OF ACT TWO

CUT TO COMMERCIAL

ACT THREE:

28. EXT. STEPHENS' HOUSE - NIGHT

Several cars are parked outside.

29. INT. STEPHEN'S HOUSE - NIGHT

There are several guests in the living room, dinning room, kitchen.

Cut to dinning room:

DARRIN
What a mix. Mortals and Witches... socializing.

SAMANTHA
Yeah well.

Cut to fire place:

ENDORA
So Serena... When does my date show up?

SERENA
Ooh. There's mine date.

Serena walks over to the front door.

Cut to front door:

A handsome man walks in wearing a cape, nice suit, very classy. His name is Carl.

SERENA
Yoo hoo! Carl!?

CARL
Hello my beautiful Serena.

Endora walks over.

ENDORA
Well, well. Are you a good looking man.

CARL
I have been told that once or twice.

Carl and Endora laugh.

CARL
Would you care to go mingle, stunning lady?

ENDORA
Of course. Of course (To Serena...) Since my date isn't here yet.

Carl and Endora walk off together.

SERENA (Mad)
Why that man steeling....

Serena waves her arms up and Endora is floated to the ceiling. The mortal guests are really AMAZED, SHOCKED, SPEECHLESS!

SERENA
Go ahead. What are you going to do powerless man steeling bimbo!

Cut to Dinning room:

SAMANTHA
Everyone it's all part of the entertainment committee. Bravo!

Samantha begins applauding. Ocky's spirit appears.

OCKY SPIRIT
Serena, let Endora down!

Serena let's Endora down. Samantha looks down at her hand and see's Ocky's spirit standing next to her planting thoughts into everyone's head.

SAMANTHA
Ocky!

DARRIN
Ocky?

SAMANTHA
The insider!?

DARRIN
Him? Where?

SAMANTHA
My hand?

OCKY SPIRIT
How the...

SAMANTHA
So is this how you get your jollys? By telling people what to do and making them do it.

OCKY SPIRIT
Oh no.

His spirit disappears and so does the image in Samantha's hand.

DARRIN
We need Dr. Bombay. To fix things.

The crowd begins thinking enough strange things have been going on and start clearing out.

SAMANTHA
Why so he can screw things up again?

DARRIN
I don't know.

Dr. Bombay pops in.

DARRIN
You stupid, double crossing little...

DR. BOMBAY
Samantha, no hard feelings but I have to do what they told me to.

Strong winds begin going full speed through the whole house.

SAMANTHA
Who?

DR. BOMBAY
The only ones who have power of me, over all witches!

DR. BOMBAY (His thoughts)
Witches council.

SAMANTHA
The witches council?

Dr. Bombay pops in the piece of paper the witches council gave him. He opens it up and begins reading...

DR. BOMBAY
In this night, and in this hour. I call upon the ancient power. Replace the spells with...

SAMANTHA
Oh no you don't. I should have known the witches council behind all this.

Samantha twitches her nose and the electric beams shoot out at Dr. Bombay. Dr. Bombay pops out.

DARRIN
What did you do?

SAMANTHA
I used one of my new powers that can reverse another witches' spell.

DARRIN
That's it!

SAMANTHA
What?

DARRIN
Reverse another witches spell!

SAMANTHA
Of course.

Samantha twitches and two electric beams shoot out at Serena and Endora. The wind stops. Endora looks at Carl.

ENDORA
Ewww Mortal! But what about that good looking warlock over there?

Endora notices a warlock floating over the staircase and walks over to hi,.

SERENA
Carl! How dare you go and mingle with my aunt!

CARL
I'm sorry. Are we cool?

SERENA
Oh Carl! You are so sweet.

SAMANTHA
Oh Darrin! You are so sweet.

Romantic music begins to play. All the guests have cleared out. Three couples begin dancing: Samantha & Darrin, Endora & the warlock, and Serena & Carl.

30. EXT. STEPHENS' HOUSE - MORNING

31. INT. STEPHENS' KITCHEN - MORNING

Samantha and Darrin sit and the breakfast table eating a romantic meal.

SAMANTHA
Thanks again honey for your smart idea.

DARRIN
But that scares me.

SAMANTHA
My new powers?

DARRIN
No. no. The witches council going to such great lengths to break us up.

SAMANTHA
That can never happen.

DARRIN
I know it will never happen. I'm afraid of what techniques they'll try now. So do you get to keep your new powers?

SAMANTHA
For now. I can't seem to use my witch reversal power on myself yet.

DARRIN
Hmmm.

Endora floats in through an open window.

ENDORA
Hello Samantha. Derwood.

SAMANTHA
Mother, your powers seem to be working fine.

ENDORA
Yes, yes indeed. Charles says....

SAMANTHA
Charles?

ENDORA
That lovely warlock I met last night. He says simple levitation is the key to getting your powers back. I was think about letting Esmeralda in on this little secret.

Serena pops in with a huge diamond ring on her ring finger.

SERENA
Sammi, check this out!

Serena shows off her ring.

SAMANTHA
Whoa! That's beautiful.

DARRIN
Wow, what kind of mortal can afford that?

Carl pops into the kitchen.

SERENA
There never any absolute proof he was mortal! But I love him and when he showed me who he really was last night...I decided that I really don't care. I love him either way.

ENDORA
So Serena, dear, do you have a date set yet for the wedding?

SERENA
Do you want to tell them?

CARL
Do you want to tell them?

SERENA
Do you want to tell them?

CARL
Do you want to tell them?

SERENA
I'll tell them

CARL
It's okay. I'll tell them.

CARL / SERENA
April 1st 2073!

DARRIN (Laughs)
April fools? In a hundred years?

SERENA
And what is wrong with that? A hundred years is the least we can wait.

DARRIN
Nothing. Congratulations.

Darrin stands to give Serena a kiss on cheek.

SERENA
Oh, Darrin. How sweet.

SAMANTHA
Wow, it's a morning full of surprises!

DARRIN
Speaking of which...

SAMANTHA
Darrin, are you keeping something from me?

DARRIN
I quit my job.

SAMANTHA
Not exactly a happy surprise.

DARRIN
I quit to open my own advertising agency. Not a restaurant.

SAMANTHA
Okay. But honey that is terrific news!

Samantha jumps up to give Samantha a great big kiss.

32. EXT. WITCHES COUNCIL - NIGHT

WITCHES COUNCIL
Well, We can't say that we aren't disappointed. Two of our charges worked out how we wanted them to. But the one we wanted to work out the most is probably more powerful than we are now. You know what this means? We are trying harder.

END OF ACT THREE

FADE TO COMMERCIAL BREAK

CUT TO CLOSING CREDITS

END OF EPISODE